Armageddon Prophets: Preparing for the Apocalypse
As a renowned Armageddon Prophet, I've seen it all. The world's demise. The rise of the machines. The inevitable collapse of civilization. And let me tell you, it's not pretty.
But fear not, dear mortals! For I've got the scoop on how to survive the coming apocalypse.
- Stock up on canned beans
- Learn to change a car battery
- Practice your 'I'm a Survivor' poses
